Greasy cat food

They say once, a person had financial problems; whenever he wanted to go out, for example, to sit in the local coffee shop, he would grease his lips with fat to make people think he had eaten a greasy and heavy meal; this was his daily routine. One day, as he was going to the coffee shop, his daughter came running in panic, saying, “Dad, cat ate the fat you used to grease your lips with.